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Golaccio Quintet (Round 5)

A *mere* 22 net-busters to select from this week. 2 down on round 4, but a 2.75 goals-per-game average ain’t all bad!

5. Antonio Ferreira o.g. (59′), Spartak Moscow 2 – 1 Terek Grozny

Although the inclusion of an own goal may appear queer, I believe this particular “oh gee” a justifiable golaccio. The hosts were a goal down, [...]

Golaccio Quintet (Round 4)

- 1 game, + 7 goals! The pitches may still contain more lumps than James Bond’s bedsheets, but the amount of strikes soar by the week. Enjoy my weekly take on the Russian Premier League’s finest strikes – courtesy of a Georgian, a Czech, a Ukranian, a Belarussian, and a supposedly creaking Russian!

5. David Siradze [...]

Golaccio Quintet (Round 3)

Woo-hoo! Another round, another increase in the amount of net-ripples. 10, to 14, to 17! Fibonacci can take his sequence and run with it, because this pattern is of way more significance. My exuberance gets deflated upon re-watching the strikes… for the third consecutive week, bloopers abound. Nevertheless, here are the 5 goals that’d have had old [...]

Golaccio Quintet (Round 2)

I’ve never been fond of the number, 14. Denied access to the best films, unable to host an extravaganza on MTVs Sweet 16, in the midst of puberty, and stuck in school, it’s a digit I was glad to see the back of! Alas, that blasted number returned to *haunt* me this week. 14 goals may [...]

Golaccio Quintet (Round 1)

First dates tend to be nervy affairs. A mutually desired location plays host, the conversational stage is set for personality-sales, and an excitement with its origins in the freshness and mystery of leaving a comfort zone engulfs the arrangement. Yet an outbreak of stomach gurgling, elicitation of dodgy cultural tastes, and picked-up-on bad habits soon [...]